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FireMice’s UTM Bedtime Nightmares!

November 16, 2008 7 comments

I believe everyone has nightmares. I would like to share my particular bedtime nightmares during the period of 2002-2007. I’d insomnia during my University days (2002-2007) in UTM. I can’t sleep because I was distracted? wait wait…. or shall I say I got myself involved in some stupidity? I don’t know.

Now let me share with you about what actually happened during my bedtime….. I would like to share some nightmare event I’d been through…..

Year 2002 -2003

Year 2002-2003 was the 1st time in my life to go far away from home to pursue my study opportunity in UTM. During my very 1st year in University, we were asked to stay inside University Campus. I have no choice at all. I stayed at a University College called ” Kolej Rahman Putra” and we called it KRP. I have to tell you that staying in University College is like ……………

Prisons…yeah it is like Prison.

No doubt University Students are very smart. They dress smartly to school. They are all Nerdies. They talk sophistically. They think differently. They are competitive… But these are all their characteristics only in between the starting and ending of a lecturing class. Basically they are all criminals, hooligans, Babarians when they stay together. We are all civilized people. But when come to these…. we eat each other!

bed fightingNote evidence above, this picture was taken in my room opposite my bed. A day before exams. When sleeping time became Fight Club Sessions.. It is like some sort of Gang Bang. Below is the victim of that session.

gang bang victimsIt is horrific! I wish I was not there. Ifelt sorry at that time because I can’t do a thing. Let me say peace to all the people that involved and let me say grace to those victims because you are far from suffering now, please start a new life and forget about the past. The Past is painful.

Prisoner playing music

Note evidence above is another disgusting event. This photo was taken opposite my bed during my sleeping time. Prisoner inside that photo was playing a Chinese instrument called erhu. You can see that he is playing it differently in front of other prisoner mates. Instead of playing erhu properly, he put that innocent piece of instrument in between his legs, holding the erhu like he is holding part of his organ, he wanted to show his manlihood infront of others. It was disturbing, noisy and of course disgusting.

Eugene

*** note the name of the prisoner in the above picture is Eugene Lee. Direct translate of Eugene in Chinese is ” Eu 妖 – gene 精”. Malay means syaitan. Eugene is the master of destruction. He is a criminal prodigy and a criminal genius. He is not tall which makes him look like a small little pervert.

He was born in Malacca during the Malacca darkest age. At the age of 7, he had familiarized with all the dark event in the work. His famous idol is Adolf Hitler Eugene Idol. According to him, he started to shave his balls at the age of 3 in order to show his royalty to Hitler. He has a lot of criminal charm. He studied in UTM to pursue a PHD in criminal psychology. He graduated at the year of 2007 and UTM grant him the tittle ” Dr. EVIL“.

I’m proud to live with Eugene Dr. Evil for a period of time. I learn a lot through him. It is really interesting to live with a criminal lord.


2002 happy new year 2003

fighting to get a bottle of champangeThis is another picture showing a bunch of criminals fighting among each other to get a bottle rum a few hours before happy new year 2003. Note Dr. Evil is at the extreme right in the picture. This time the photo was not taken opposite my bed, It is ON MY BED! gosh! how could I sleep. Anyway we were all screaming, fighting to get a bottle of alcohol. Jumping on my bed… it was hilarious.!

FireMice bed bentAfter they jumping and do all the stupid things already. Look at the above photo. My bed was the result of every gang-bang conducted by criminals. My entire bed structure was crooked. You can see Dr.Evil is celebrating in the photo. But that wasn’t the end yet. They continue to……..

My BedThey wanted to further destroy my bed. Not wanting to give me any peacefulness. Picture above is the previous victom. I had no idea why he was so happy that day. Seems like he started to enjoy being tortured.

celebrating my bed

They were continuing glorifying their deeds. See the picture above. Dr. Evil is showing his supremacy reigning master piece.

FireMice bed being moveThank God during that time Dr. Evil was there. He insisted the other criminals to secretly transport my bed to other places. He managed to steal another new bed for me from other room. Picture above shows that Dr. Evil once again is coordinating and monitoring the criminal activity. The entire event was accomplished in a very short period of time, perfect and no one notice about it.

2003 onwards

after 1 year experiencing the college prison life. We were allowed to move out from University to find our own house to stay. We managed to find a house. Life’s goes on. Each of us trying to get our own self inner peace. I thought My bed time nightmares were over. But, Dr. Evil did it again ……………………………………

Dr. Evil did my bed again

Well, I have no regrets to stay with all these criminals. A lot of things I can learn from them, or maybe that’s the only education I can get back then.

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Barack Obama changes UNITED STATES!

November 5, 2008 7 comments

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Today the world evidenced that America indeed is a Land of opportunity. Barack Obama defeated John McCain to become the 44th and the first African-American President of United States. I was watching TV when he was giving his speech. This influences the whole world instantaneously right after the result was announced. I sensed hope and great sense of happiness from multiracial countries like Malaysia.

Obama delivered his speech right after the result of the election. He was sporting and managed to deliver a wonderful impromptu speech. He manages to draw a few important quotes and you can see the entire US recited after him… some of them are:

This is our moment!t1wideobama4ap

YES we Can!

THIS IS YOUR VICTORY!

United Sates will CHANGE

He is indeed a mouthful guy.

Back home I was chatting with my ex-colleague in Belgium. Her name is Mei Fong mei-fong wow wow aka wow wow. We discussed about today’s event and Obama’s tag line “we will change…”

What will Obama change? What type of changes will he and his administration bring to US?

1st thing in our mind is he CHANGE the white house.


Now Obama will officially enter white house on January 20, 2009. let’s see what changes will he bring to white house….


On the coming  January 20, 2009 Obama will enter the White house with a new cool style

Obama coolly enter white house

The first order from the first black president will be……..

Obama change white house


Then his administration will……

obama-blast-white-house

White house will be CHANGED to Black House

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